New jokes
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I hope you're not one of those pupils who spends all day on the Net and doesn't get any exercise. Oh, no, miss, I often sit around watching TV and not getting exercise either.
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better then the one you had before.
I see you've got your bill for using the Internet Yes, and my dad's really going to get the hump!
I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
Since you've discovered the Internet, you don't pay any attention to me! Who said that?
So what exactly can I learn on the Internet? Anything you like - it can even teach you to talk like an Indian. How? See? It's working already.
Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions. Pupil: It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the answers.
Teacher: What are the four elements? Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet? Pupil: Well, Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net, I'm in my element.
What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet? Anything you like, they're not listening to you anyway.
Where does the Internet football team play? Webley.