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What do you call an ant with frog's legs? An antphibian.
Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they're full of anty-bodies !
What do you call a scruffy, lazy ant? Decadant.
What do you call a stupid ant? Antwerp.
What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married? Ant-elopers.
Where do you take a sick wasp? To waspital.
What is the wasps' favorite song? Just a Spoonful of Sugar.
Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down. Owner: I think the woodworm are holding hands.
How do fireflies start a race? Ready, steady, glow!
What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly? An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.