New jokes
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Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ? They can lighten your load !
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ? Where in earth have you been !
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ? Very big worm holes in your garden !
What makes a glow worm glow ? A light meal !
Why do worms taste like chewing gum ? Because they're wrigleys !
What is life like for a wood worm ? Boring !
What did the spider say when he broke his new web ? Darn it !
What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ? It became a daddy short legs !
What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ? I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it !
Why did the spider buy a car ? So he could take it out for a spin !