New jokes
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How do stones stop moths eating your clothes ? Because rolling stones gather no moths !
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ? He wanted to see the floor show !
What's the biggest moth in the world ? A mammoth !
Why was the moth so unpopular ? He kept picking holes in everything !
What do you call a grasshopper with no legs ? A grasshover !
What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk ? A centipede with a wooden leg !
Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ? He took too long to put his boots on !
What is worse than an alligator with toothache ? A centipede with athlete's foot !
What has 50 legs but cant walk ? Half a centipede !
Why was the centipede late ? Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !