New jokes
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What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee? A humdinger.
One woodworm met another. "How's life?" she asked. "Oh, same as usual," he replied, "boring."
What is the difference between an elephant and a flea? An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !
What did the bee say to the naughty bee ? Bee-hive yourself !
Who writes books for little bees ? Bee-trix Potter !
Why did the bee started talking poetry ? He was waxing lyrical !
What's more dangerous than being with a fool ? Fooling with a bee !
What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries ? A bramble bee !
How does a queen bee get around her hive ? She's throne !
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.