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How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?
What do you call a 100 year old ant ? An antique !
What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !
What do you call a smart ant ? Elegant !
What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants !
Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert Antstein !
What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant !
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants !
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ? Your great-ant !
What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics !