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A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the statue, a sign was displayed: "Here lies Seymour Ruthenberg". The tourist inquired of one of the locals how was it possible an unknown had a name. The resident replied, "As a soldier, that Seymour was pretty much unknown, but as an accountant-Oy! He was something."
Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ? A: None-just assume it's changed.
What's an extroverted accountant? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant !
What kind of ant can you colour with ? A crayant !
What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Antteneye !
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics !
What do you call an ant who skips school ? A truant !
Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants !
What is smaller than an ant's dinner ? An ant's mouth !