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If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Do fish get thirsty?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights, what happens?
Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
If all the nations in the world are in the debt, where did all the money go?
Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
How does AVON find so many women willing to take orders ?