New jokes
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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor.
Barber: Your hair is getting grey, Sir. Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up, will you?
Barber: And how old are you, little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well, I certainly didn't come in for a shave!
My barber is a specialist in road map shaves. How come? When he's finished, your face is full of short cuts.
Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No. Barber: Oh dear! Then I must have cut your throat.
Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in ? Yes, here is a paper bag !
Why did the bald man go outside ? To get some fresh hair !
When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ? When your bald !
Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer. "No," said Mom. "It's glue." "I thought so," said Janet. "I wondered why I couldn't get my hat off today."
Teacher: I see you don't cut your hair any longer. Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.