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Look at that bald man over there. It's the first time I've seen a parting with ears.
America's oldest lady was 115 years old today, and she hasn't got a grey hair on her head. How come? She's completely bald.
What's your dad getting for Christmas? Bald and fat.
Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for my baldness? How about a few pounds of pig manure? Will that cure my baldness? No, but with that on your head no one will come near enough to notice you're bald.
Why do bald-headed men never use keys? Because they've lost their locks.
Why do barbers make good drivers? Because they know all the short cuts.
A man sitting in a barber's chair noticed that the barber's hands were very dirty. When he commented on this, the barber explained, "Yes, sir, no one's been in for a shampoo yet."
A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an empty chair. "Haircut, sir?" asked the barber. "No, just change the oil, please!"
How much for a haircut? Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave? Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.
What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday? Cruising on a clipper.