New jokes
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How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!
How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at Valley Forge? He had seen a sign saying, 'Uncle Simian Wants You!'
How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy' Calendar? She was 'Miss Ape-ril!'
How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!
How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching? He barked g-r-r-r-illa!
How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla? He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!
How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm? They'll both bite at anything!
How do you make a Gorilla float? Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!
How do you make a Gorilla laugh? Tell it an elephant joke!
How do you make a Gorilla stew? You keep it waiting for three hours!