New jokes
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What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car? They fasten their sheet (seat) belts.
What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play? "Don't get your sheets dirty!"
How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint? He gets pale as a sheet.
Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ? She was trying to get ahead !
What kind of street does a ghost like best? A dead end.
Knock Knock Who's there ! Boo ! Boo who ? Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !
What do ghosts watch if they want to relax? Skelly-vision!
What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival? The roller ghosted.
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo.