New jokes
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What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head? Ray!
How do you post a fish? You send it COD ... or first bass mail
Where do you go to meet the best fish? It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.
What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on? A Perch!
Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line? eFISHancy!
What is a knight's favourite fish? A swordfish!
What fish is best to have in a boat? A Sailfish.
How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea? Skates!
How do the fish get to school ? By octobus !
What fish make the best sandwich? A peanut butter and jellyfish