New jokes
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Which aardvark holds the speed record? The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? It's the VCRdvard
Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
Do vampires get AIDS?
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Does killing time damage eternity?
How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?