New jokes
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What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight? A well 'aardvark!
What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight? A vark!
What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub? A barredvark!
What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace? A guardvark!
What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan? A lardvark!
What do you call a pickled aardvark? A jarredvark!
What do you call an aardvark that plays poker? A cardvark!
What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark? A hardvark!
What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber? A darthvark!
What do you call an aardvark that writes poems? A bardvark!