New jokes
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Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
How do you find white shirts on the Internet? Use a starch engine.
How does the vicar explore the Internet? With the church mouse.
I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on the internet... Yes - and it's a mammoth task!
I hope you're not one of those pupils who spends all day on the Net and doesn't get any exercise. Oh, no, miss, I often sit around watching TV and not getting exercise either.
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better then the one you had before.
I see you've got your bill for using the Internet Yes, and my dad's really going to get the hump!
I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
Since you've discovered the Internet, you don't pay any attention to me! Who said that?
So what exactly can I learn on the Internet? Anything you like - it can even teach you to talk like an Indian. How? See? It's working already.