New jokes
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Why do computer teachers never get sick? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a computer. My goodness, you'd better come to my surgery right away! I can't, my power cable won't reach that far.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a laptop computer. You're just run down, let me give you some vitamins. No, thanks. But I could do with some new batteries.
Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house? A. He uses "windows".
Q: Which way did the programmer go? A: He went DATA way!
What does an aardvark get when he overeats? Ant-digestion!
What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion? Anta-Seltzer!
Who's the aardvark's favorite female vocalist? Bearbara Streis-ant!
Who's aardvark's favorite male singer? Frank Sinostril!
What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's songs? It's Been an Aards Day's Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!