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What insect runs away from everything ? A flee !
What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ? Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !
How to fleas travel ? Itch hiking !
Why did the firefly keep stealing things ? What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ? A firefly with a short circuit !
Which fly makes films ? Stephen Speilbug !
What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ? A firefly with a short circuit !
Why did the fly fly ?
Why were the flies playing football in saucer ? They where playing for the cup !
How do fireflies start a race ? Ready steady glow !
If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ? The one in the sugar bowl !