New jokes
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Which football team to you need to connect up your computer? Leeds.
Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer? Black, Red or Iced? Iced Ink? Well, yes you do, but I didn't want to mention it.
Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers? Click Turpin
You're spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked? No, they've always been blue!
Who sits on Cinderella's keyboard? Buttons.
Would you like to buy a second-hand computer? I'm afraid not. I'm only able to type with one hand as it is.
Why did the computer act crazy? It had a screw loose.
Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer? The cat kept fiddling with i.t.
Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.
Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.