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What do computer experts do at weekends? Go for a disk drive.
What do you do if your computer hums? Tell it to change its socsks!
What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer? The Netcracker suite.
What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger? A big mac.
What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs? A thyme machine.
What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink? A slipped disk.
What's the difference between your finger and a hammer? I don't know! Well, you're not using my computer keyboard then!
When do computers go to sleep? When it's internight.
Where does an elephant carry its laptop? In its trunk.
Where is the best place to buy computer software? Washington C.D