New jokes
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Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?
Q: Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to? A: Heck
Q. What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg? A. Limp biskit
Do you know the difference between genius and stupid? "Genius has its limits."
What's the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don't know and I don't care!
Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong? Because the rest are weekdays.
Q. What did dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New Jersey
Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.
Q. Why did the belt go to jail? A. Because he held up a pair of pants!
Q. What is the bigest pencil in the world? A. Pennsylvania