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The Rocky Mountains are very big and far apart. It takes a long time for an echo to bounce back off one of these mountains. One night, a camper in the Rockies went to sleep early. But before climbing into his sleeping bag he yelled, 'Time to get up.' And eight hours later the echo came back and woke him up!
Dawn was breaking over the camp grounds. Tony and Steve were lying in their tent. 'That was a terrible thunder and lightening storm last night,' Tony announced. Steve turned to him and said, 'Why didn't you wake me up? You know I can't sleep during a storm!'
Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg? Because they're both cracked!
How much is 5Q and 5Q? 10Q. "You're welcome. "
How is a bell obedient? It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).
Why was the banker bored? Because he lost interest in everything.
Why can't you keep secrets in a bank? Because of all the tellers.
What kind of bell doesn't ring? A dumbbell.
If you need a loan, who do you see in the bank? The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).
What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ? Sister Matic !