New jokes
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What do you give a sick horse? Cough stirrup.
What does ever horse and rider do at the same time? Grow old!
What does it mean if you find a horse shoe? Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
What duo were famous for stealing horses? Bonnie and Clydesdale!
What equine likes to cut in line? A sawhorse!
What goes "Clip"? A one legged horse!
What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse? Two bits!
What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on? It made him shy!
What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill? It bucked!
What happened to the man who owned a riding academy? Business kept falling off!