New jokes
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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water? Jockey and Jill!
What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek? I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!
What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show? I wish I could hear you whinnie.
What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car? Stop beating a dead hearse!
What disease do horses fear most? Hay Fever!
What do you call a horse that plays the violin? Fiddler on the hoof!
What do you call a horse that's been all around the world? A globe-trotter!
What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? A zebra!
What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse!
What do you call the horse than lives next door? A neighbour!