New jokes
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Q: What did one strawberry say to the other? A:"Look at the jam you've gotten us into!"
Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta.
What do you call an egg from outer space? An unidentified flying omelet!
What's a doll's favorite food? Barbie-Q!
Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho cheese!
Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A. He was feeling crummy!
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !
What jumps up and down in front of a car ? Froglights !
What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ? He bowled long hops !
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ? He had his own frog horn !