New jokes
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Q: How many anglers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four, one to change the light bulb and three to brag about how big the old one was and about the one that they would have changed, but "It got away"
How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing? Four. One to cut the hole in the ice, and three to push the boat through.
Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor: Are you choking? Lee: No, I'm serious!
George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish. On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish store. 'I want to buy three trout,' he said to the owner. 'But instead of putting them in a bag, throw them to me.' 'Why should I do that?' the owner asked. 'So I can tell everyone that I caught three fish!'
Have you seen the new fishing website? No, it's not online yet.
What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student? One baits his hook, the other hates his book.
What sort of net is useless for catching fish ? A football net !
What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ? Fished, but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !
Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks: "Any luck?" "Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday," he boasts. "Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?" asks the stranger. "Nope." "Well, meet the new game warden." "Oh," gulped the fisherman. "Well, do you know who I am?" "Nope." "Meet the biggest liar in the state!"
When fish play football, who is the captain ? The team's kipper !