New jokes
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Who was the world's greatest thief ? Atlas, because he held up the whole world !
Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !
What was the parrot doing in prison ? It was a jail-bird !
Why are burglars such good tennis players ? Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !
Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ? Al Caprawn !
What do you call a robbery in China ? A Chinese take away !
What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ? Baddy long legs !
What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ? Robbery with violets !
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ? A Kong - vict !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ? Burglars don't knock !