New jokes
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How do you make a dog float? Take two scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.
What is your dog's favorite breakfast? Pooched eggs!
Where will a springer spaniel never shop? At a flea market!
Alsation: How did you find the fleas? Beagle: I didn't! They found me!
What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !
How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket.
How many hairs are in a dog's tail? None. They are all on the outside.
Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
When does a dog go "moo" ? When it is learning a new language !