New jokes
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What dog do other dogs tell their problems to? A complaint Bernard!
What dog takes the money and runs fast! A payhound!
What dog always gets on everyone's nerves? A great pane!
When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs? Only when they snap at something!
What dogs never get lost? Newfound-lands!
How can you make a basset hound fast? Take away its food!
What dog sweats the most and drinks the most water? A hot-weiler!
What should you do if you have a basset hound over for dinner? Have a short table!
If a beagle can't play a bugle in the marching band, what's his other favorite instrument to play? A trombone.
Which dog eats with its tail? All dogs keep their tails on when eating.