New jokes
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Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons? They're short of breath!
What is black and white and red all over? A Chihuahua in a tuxedo that tripped into a jar of salsa!
What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua? Shorts!
What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes? Get a small hankie!
Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake? To a weterinarian!
What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions? A Chihuahua, because it knows all the shortcuts!
What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives? A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !
What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of? A Doberman puncher!
What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball? The Philadelphia Beagles!