New jokes
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Which dog can tell time? A watchdog.
Which dog eats with its tail? All dogs keep their tails on when eating.
Which dog is always without a tail? A hot dog.
Which dog looks like a cat? A police dog in disguise.
Which dog tastes better when eaten? A hot dog.
Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head? The tomato was in a can.
Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape? He was colour-blind.
Why did the dog run in circles? He was a watchdog and needed winding.
Why did the dog say he was an actor? His leg was in a cast.
Why did the dog sleep so poorly? By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!