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What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails? A retail store.
What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen? Eat out.
What should you do if you see a vicious dog? Hope he doesn't see you.
What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick? You should know more than your dog.
What was the dog doing on the turnpike? About seven miles an hour.
What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia? A puppy.
What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A hen that lays pooched eggs.
When is a dog most impolite? When he points.
When you catch your dog eating a dictionary, what should you do? Take the words right out of his mouth.
Where do you usually find dogs? It all depends on where you lose them.