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What happened when the shaggy dog swallowed a teaspoon? He wasn't able to stir.
What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet? A thousand dogs.
What is a baseball dog? One that chases fowls.
What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour? A double crosser.
What is black and white and red all over? A Dalmatian with a bad sunburn.
What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up? A dog.
What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella? The umbrella can be shut up.
What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox? If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.
What is worse than a dog howling at the moon? Two dogs howling at the moon.
What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats like a dog, but isn't a dog? A pup.