New jokes
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What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table ? He gets splinters in his mouth !
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ? A computer with a lot of bites !
What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo? A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !
What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ? A sheep that can round itself up !
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ? Hush puppies !
What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ? A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow ? Slush puppies !
What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come !
How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ? Melon-collie !
What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !