New jokes
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What do dogs have that no other animal has ? Puppy dogs !
What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !
What is a dog's favourite sport ? Formula 1 drooling !
What is a dog's favourite food ? Anything that is on your plate !
What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spaniel !
What is a dogs favourite flower ? Anything in your garden !
What's a dog favourite hobby ? Collecting fleas !
How many seasons are there in a dogs life ? Just one, the moulting season !
Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ? Because they mess up the whole house !
How do you stop a dog smelling ? Put a peg on it's nose !