New jokes
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What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ? A Great Dane out !
What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog ? Chump chops !
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ? A petticoat !
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower !
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ? He was trying to make both ends meet !
What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ? "I must throw that doggie out the window !"!
Why do dogs wag their tails ? "Because no one else will do it for them !"
What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ? His bark was much worse than it's bite !
Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ? Because you can't bury them in trees !
What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !