New jokes
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Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why, all four of them touch the floor.
Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In bark-lays bank !
What dogs are best for sending telegrams ? Wire haired terriers !!
What do you call a happy Lassie ? A jolly collie !
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ? A dingo-ling !
What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ? A bud hound !
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
What is the dogs favourite city ? New Yorkie !
Who is the dogs favourite comedian ? Growlcho Marx !
What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie? "Well, doggone !"