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What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.
What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.
Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.
First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people. First cannibal: Yes, but they're all very unsavory.
Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.
Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.