New jokes
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Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!
Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!
Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me. Next please!
Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam. You're too tents.
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog. Sit on the couch and we will talk about it. But I'm not allowed up on the couch!
Doctor, Doctor I've a split personality Well, you'd better both sit down then!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit Will you get out of my hair!
Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change!
Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you!
Doctor, Doctor I've got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet. Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!