New jokes
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Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film! Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing develops.
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains Well pull yourself together then
Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awake Sleep in another room then!
Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!
Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen Well sit down and write your name!
Doctor, Doctor I'm becoming invisible. Yes I can see you're not all there!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog What's wrong with that I think I'm going to croak
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a vampire. Necks please!
Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!
Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she is a lift! Well tell her to come in I can't she doesn't stop at this floor!