New jokes
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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then? Well, I saw this light at the window...!
Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee Have you tried taking the spoon out?
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a spoon! Well sit still and don't stir!
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards. I'll deal with you later.
Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache? Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache.
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me One at a time please
Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots? I never make rash promises!
Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps!
Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible! What sister?
Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear, that's a lot of calories!