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What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold.
ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.
What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus.
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.
JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!!
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!
Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys? Santa's little Elvis.