New jokes
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Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp. Father Christmas: That's called 'The Wizard of Ooze'!
Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank. Why did he do that? He was trying to save time!
What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game? Mean-opoly.
What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song? 'Oh comb all ye faithful'
A football supporter's favourite Christmas song? 'Yule never walk alone'
A rabbit's favourite Christmas song? 'Lettuce with a gladsome mind'
Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws !
Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents? Elephanta Claus !
What game do reindeer play in their stalls? Stable-tennis!
Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ? Because he didn't want to be recognised !