New jokes
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Teacher: Name five things that contain milk. Pupil: Butter, cheese, ice cream ... and two cows!
That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing! I told you he was a bum steer!
That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet!
What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves.
What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs!
What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines
What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues
What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand!
What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"