New jokes
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How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented? They were very impressed!
How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up!
How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A!
What do you call a cow that plays the guitar? A Moosician!
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down
How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them!
How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
How does a cow do math? With a cowculator!
How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight.
I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well, wouldn't you look silly riding a cow? I'd look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!