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Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said ''So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses!
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of peoples heads? Because they're headcases !
What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ? He went down really well !
First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.
First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.
A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card; it said "Rest in Peace". The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was ,the florist said. "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, "Congratulations on your new location."