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Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons? They won't talk no matter how you grill them!
Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play? Because hot dogs are the wurst!
Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!
Why was the burger thrown out of the Army? He couldn't pass mustard! (muster)
Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!
What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash.
What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!
Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare? Because he was skint.
Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, young man, you'd stand up and let someone else sit down." "And if you were a lady," replied Roger, "you'd stand up and let four people sit down."
What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.