New jokes
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Where do the burgers go on New Year's Eve? To a meat ball!
Where does a burger feel at home? On the range!
Where does a burger go on vacation? The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!
Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans? The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the Big Bread Machine!
Which burgers are dishonest? Cat-burgers! (burglars)
Which burger is famous for a long nose? Cyrano de Burgerac!
Which burgers can tell your fortune? Medium burgers!
Which burgers love to act? Ham-burgers!
Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball? A double!
Which is the meat patties' least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!