New jokes
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Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath it's covered with rust Dealer: Yes, sir. The car is rust-free. We didn't charge you for it, did we?
Motorist: Does a deer have a horn? Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns. Motorist: Then it must have been a car that ran over my uncle.
Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit? Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
Police Officer: Why were you speeding? Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.
Policeman: Are you going to a fire? Motorist: No, I'm trying to prevent one. That's what my boss said would happen if I were late again.
Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car? Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?
Policeman: Didn't you hear me whistle at you? Woman Driver: Sure, but I don't flirt when I drive.
Policeman: Didn't you hear my siren? Motorist: Sure, that's why I sped up.
Policeman: Didn't you see my lights flashing? Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.
Policeman: Didn't you see that stop sign? Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.