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Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis? He gives them runs!
Why won't cannibals eat Frank Sinatra? Because he's always coming back!
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!
Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said ''So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses!
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!