New jokes
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What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel!
I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!
What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know. Neither did she!
Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back? She crawled across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe.
What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade!
Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours? Write please turn over on both sides of the paper!
Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!